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Gym Rat Test
How much weight do you lift regularly?
My body weight.
Half my body weight.
I don't lift.
More than my body weight.
How many reps for each excercise?
Before my muscles disintegrate with agony.
Before I get tired.
I prefer yoga.
Depends on the excercise .
What do you work out for?
To be the strongest motherfucker in the room.
To beat the shit out of Malcolm (fuck you Malcolm)
To not die of a heart attack at the age of 35.
For spiritual enlightenment.
To get some bitches on my dick.
I will lift a car if I have to.
How do you eat?
I will try every diet that could help my gains.
I only eat raw meat, vegetables, protein formulas and chew rocks.
I eat whatever tastes good.
I try to eat healthy, but I allow myself to relax.
Why don't you flirt with girls at the gym?
Women are mere distractions from what really matters: the gains.
What do you mean? Of course I flirt with them.
I'm an insecure faggot.
People go to the gym to work out, not to make friends.
It's inappropriate and disrespectful.
How wide are your arms?
They're huge, like Abby Shapiro's tits before the reduction surgery.
Almost as wide as my head, pretty big and built.
Average, with muscle.
Skinny little noodles.
No further questions, I'm too lazy to write more.
That's alright! Thanks for the test.
Could've done more but okay.
That's it? Pussy.
It distracted me from my workout routine, anyway.